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Chin Nuts

What are nut's on a wall? ... Walnuts. What are nuts on a chest? ...Chestnuts. What are nuts on a chin?... Let's Play a Drinking Game

$ 21.90

Outspoken!

Ladies, Have you ever just wanted to make one of those annoying guys STFU? If so, you need one of these. Also a great ice breaker if you're on the prowl.

$ 25.50

Make it Darker

This is a true wingman's shirt. This advice has been handed down through the ages and can be applied to just about any situation to make it better for you. Example: Mark, she looks like a troll!!! Answer: When in doubt, make it darker! Now, you try. And remember kids, have fun with it!

$ 20.00

Chinese Rodeo

Welcome to the time honored tradition of the Chinese Rodeo. Whether in english or in chinese, a cowboy is a cowboy and they're gonna let ya'll know they're havin' a good time.

$ 28.00

It's My Birthday....Spank Me!

Hey Kids a brand new shirt here at Slick and Twisted for you to give to the birthday boy or girl so you can take em out and embarass them. Who knows, wearing this shirt may lead to a great present!

$ 20.00

Your Face Here

Girls, ever wanna see if a guy is all talk no walk? Now you can with the Your Face Here shirt. See if he'll have the sack to walk the talk.

$ 23.00

Splat

Here's an 8 ball for your ass. Lucky or unlucky...you choose.

$ 22.00

I can totally picture you in my bed, naked.

Crude? Maybe. Might get ya laid though.

$ 19.50

Coke Whore Brigade

Lohan, Hilton, and Richie - whom we have all come to know as the C.W.B. - The Coke Whore Brigade. - Excuse me ladies can you pass the mirror and the rail?

$ 22.40

Smile - You've just been mentally undressed

A twisted take on getting people to stop and read a shirt with a smiley face on it.

$ 24.90

I'm Dannielyn's Daddy

Everybody else want's to get a piece of the pie, why not you? Make your claim to the paternity of , "Anna Nicole Smith's Legacy Baby"

$ 20.00

Drop Out

Just a reality check for all the parent's with those damn Honor Roll bumper stickers....this is what you have to look forward to.

$ 19.49

Sugar Tits

What does a drunk Hollywood star say when he is angry with a female sheriff's deputy. What are you looking at, Sugar Tits?

$ 23.90

Sugar Tits

What does a drunk Hollywood star say when he is angry with a female sheriff's deputy. What are you looking at, Sugar Tits?

$ 16.40

Sugar Tits

What does a drunk Hollywood star say when he is angry with a female sheriff's deputy. What are you looking at, Sugar Tits?

$ 21.50

Michael Richards

Michael Richards is as dumb as Kramer. Is that safe to say?

$ 21.50

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$ 15.00

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$ 17.00

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$ 14.00

The Drunken Life

Paris Hilton gets a DUI and is finally reprimanded. Here is our Durnken Life T to spoof life imitating art imitating life. DRINK UP!!!! Text Reads.... the drunken life 'til ya can't stand no more

$ 21.50

The Drunken Life

Paris Hilton get a DUI and is finally reprimanded. Here is our Durnken Life T to spoof life imitating art imitating life. DRINK UP!!!! Text Reads.... the drunken life 'til ya can't stand no more

$ 21.50

no boys allowed

Undercover hand sign speak with a laymans explanation at the bottom. Wanna find out what it says.... visit http://www.slickandtwisted.com and follow the link to hand gestures ...or google " Sign language chart

$ 22.78

Nilla Women

Where the white women at?

$ 22.49

Smile- You've just been mentally undressed

This Messenger Bag companion to the shirt of the same name features a fuzzy flock graphic on the front and glow in the dark logo on the back. LIMITED EDITION PRODUCT ----SO GET EM WHILE YOU CAN.

$ 35.40

Held Captive

Slave labor.

$ 18.50

A-Hole's Towing

A tribute to the wonderful people with those big trucks that cause us all grief. Inspired by the famous towing quote, "Once it's on the truck, I can't take it down."

$ 28.90

I don't DO ICKY

Some girls will do ANYTHING, but most , "Don't DO ICKY"

$ 21.50

Afroliciousness

Afroliciousness Ringer T For those that gots love for the fros!

$ 22.00

instant gratification

$ 28.90

Future Porn Star

Pretty much says it all

$ 23.50

Dimestore Hooker "GITD"

Dimestore Hooker T - Glow in the Dark prin.t

$ 17.00

Dimestore Hooker 69 Raglan - Red on Black

Dimestore Hooker Raglan T. Front - DIMESTORE HOOKER Back - 69

$ 28.90

Dimestore Hooker Black Hoodie Sweat Jacket

$ 32.90

Dimestore Hooker "Rear Projection" Gray Hoodie Sweat Jacket

$ 32.90

Dey Call Me Bruce!!

Bruce Lee inspired Dimestore Hooker Hoodie Sweat Jacket.

$ 32.90

Addictive Behavior Girly Long Sleeve

What's your addiction?

$ 20.90

Addictive Behavior "GITD"

$ 17.00

Happee Buddah Girly T

Happee Budah is always celebrating Good Times!!!

$ 16.38

Sex Pot Girly Ringer T

Need We say more. SEX POT!!!

$ 21.50

Nilla Women

Where all all the white women at? This one's for you!

$ 15.38

Chinese Rodeo

Welcome to the time honored tradition of the Chinese Rodeo. Whether in english or in chinese, a cowboy is a cowboy and they're gonna let ya'll know they're havin' a good time.

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your_face

Do what the sign says, put your face on the sign, duh!

Coke Whore Brigade

The queens of the tabloid scene

Mentally Undressed

Smiley listening to music thinking about your naked ass.

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handsignnoboysallowed

Here's a hint: the sign language says, "lesbian"

Future Porn Star

Money motivated, hot and sexy.

nilla_women

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happy buddha

afroliciousness

Happy afro man in glasses